Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Randomize
