we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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