I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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