my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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