No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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