What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
