Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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