google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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