That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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