That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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