margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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