Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You're like the curious george of whores
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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