we have officially mastered the walk of shame
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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