my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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