you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
