franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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