At least make sure they are 18
Why
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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