Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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