The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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