wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
