he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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