so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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