Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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