They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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