I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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