For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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