I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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