I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
they're like a gay fantastic four
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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