Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I believe in your delicious
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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