Grow some girl-balls and come out already
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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