I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
ttyl tear gas
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Randomize
