it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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