At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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