Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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