He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
