Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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