hotel room ftw
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
birth control should be required to get into college
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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