can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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