Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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