I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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