yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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