Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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