question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I need to align my fucking chakras
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