maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
