is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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