But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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