Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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