whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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