i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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