Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
