The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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