I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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