I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
